The Daily Nickel

1. Rangers Unveil New Jumbotron- Ranger's fans will now be able to watch replays in HD.  We just hope they're watching Josh Hamilton web gems and not Julio Borbon errors.  Have we mentioned we think they're making a really big mistake gifting this guy the CF job.

2. Mark Cuban Eats Hot Dogs-  The moral of the story is that spending money bothers rich people too.  They are just like me and you... the only diff is they go home to 24,000 square foot homes, trophy wives and spoiled kids on their way to being rotten people.

3. Stephen McGee Hates Old Women-  Really, who doesn't?  They're mean, judgemental, and they smell like mothballs.  At least he's working out and not getting into all kinds of trouble like...

He better keep scoring TDs

4. Dez Bryant is an Idiot-  The kid had 3 or 4 good games in his rookie season and he's already trying to become a story about a player that foolishly wastes his fortunes.  With that said, let it be known that the D-Fdub is the first organization to publicly go on the record saying that as long as he keeps running, jumping and catching... WE DON'T CARE.

5. Cleveland Rocks Miami-  Not quite the championship Dan Gilbert predicted for the team, but they went ahead and treated it the same way.  The near half sell-out crown remained in their seats well after the final horn and key players even addressed the arena on the PA system. 

BONUS: Jalen Rose is an Idiot-  First he calls Grant Hill an Uncle Tom and makes a documentary about how his Fab Five changed the world by wearing baggy shorts and black socks, and now he gets caught driving under the influence.  The D-Fdub would like to once again go on the record, this time to say Jalen Rose is a jerk.