1. Feliz wants to be a starter again.... - Sometimes honesty is not the best policy, like when your wife asks if you like her outfit, when your boss asks if you're busy, or when a reporter asks if you'd rather close when you know the club desparately needs you to start. Neftali clearly must not be married, bc he'd know by now when to tell the truth and when to give the "right" answer.
2. Tressell apologizes for cheating - Nefatli take note: here's a guy who has learned not to tell the truth. Clearly must be married. My favorite part of his apology was "I also apologize because I'm going to have some sanctions." I already knew he was only sorry bc he got caught. I just didnt expect him to say it. Apparently, Jim still has some things to learn.... 3. Pitching Helmets?? - We're not there yet, but we're getting closer. After last night's bloodbath, I'm thinking these need to be implemented in rec softball leagues all over....
4. Brad picks Emily - According to facebook, most women I know as well as their pathetic excuses for husbands agree that the Bachelor guy picked the right girl for once. Like any self-respecting man, I dont watch this crap, but for what its worth my eyeball tests confirms he picked correctly....
5. Heat destroy Spurs - I know the talking heads have to make polarizing statements to get attention, but after a month of them telling me the Heat are just an average team, they start proving what I already knew.....if you have the 2 best players in the league on one team, you'll probably be pretty freaking awesome....
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