1. Dave Bush gets the start for the Rangers today: Dave Bush, never heard of him before Spring Training this season. I'm sure he stinks, but he'll magically be awesome just like Harrison, Ogando, and Holland. The only thing that can stop the Rangers now is Julio Borbon being terrible and an injury to Josh Hamilton...wait, both of those happened yesterday? No wonder we lost.2. Hambone has a broken bone- I thought playing Josh in left field was supposed to keep him from injury? Apparently, Josh can even get hurt when he's playing DH, and now the debate rages on about whether Hamilton should have been sent or not. My point is this...that if the Rangers were so scared of him getting hurt that they were willing to endure the horrid play of Julio Borbon in center field (both a negative at the plate and in the field), why would they risk a collision at the plate? Dave Anderson, do us all a favor and send Julio next time.
3. Andrew Bynum goes down with an injury!- Ok, I know it's reported as only a minor injury, but doesn't this at least give Mavs fans some hopes for a long playoff run? If Bynum can get hurt, can't any player for any team be crippled in a moments notice? Here's hoping that JET is the next to get hurt so the Mavs can get out of the first round.
4. Marc Crawford gets canned.- Wait, who gets fired? That guy is a hockey coach? The only way that I could care about the Stars is if they hire coach Gordon Bombay to lead the team for next season. Triple-Deke here we come!
5. Tony Romo's team wins!- Unfortunately, this is golf and not something that matters like the Cowboys.
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